you’re blind honey
yeah, that’s right, remember how he protected Jared when 8 guys attacked them in a bar? real douche.
I have no words.
if a jerk meant an adorable loving dork
so by the power vested in me by having eyes and ears, I now tell google to SHUT THE FUCK UP
Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’
Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”
You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this
I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you dare.”
English is weird.
Forever grateful that English is my first language.
My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.
This is quite possibly the only thing that could get me to reblog the royal family.